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What’s cute, blue, as tall as 3 apples, and has an
extremeley checkered past?
YES! Of COURSE I’m talking about Guilty Smurf!
One of the most secretive and mysterious of all of the
Smurfs, Guilty Smurf kept to himself the entire time all of the other Smurfs
were basking in the glory of the limelight from the Saturday morning cartoon
show and the popular toys. In fact, there wasn’t a single MENTION of Guilty
Smurf in all of Smurf-lore until after the…incident.
Envy had built up inside Guilty’s soul as he sat in the
darkest mushroom apartment, silently pining for the attention and fame that the
other Smurfs were getting. But he was too prideful and stubborn to join the
party after they were famous.
So instead…he sat. And HATED.
After 6 seasons of cartoons, he couldn’t take their
arrogance any longer.
In one smurfy afternoon, Guilty emerged from his mushroom
abode and bare-handedly slaughtered all 24 of those famous tiny blue
fame-whores.
And then, he did something the others could never do.
He murdered Gargamel and his pet cat Azrael, too.
With blood drenching his blue hands, Guilty Smurf returned
to the now-quiet (and cancelled) Smurf village and slept quietly and happily
forever.
This product was added to our catalog on Monday 30 June, 2008.
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