"Real Batman" White by Alex Pardee

"Real Batman"
Designed by Alex Pardee.
Printed on White American Apparel Unisex Tee.

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BATMAN was originally an ancient mythical cult being. Years ago, he was just a simple fruit-bat hunter who, in a fit of symbiotic revenge rage, captured the bat that killed his wife and, since he couldn't live without his wife, he wanted to show the bat what it was like to depend on someone else for life and love. So the hunter shoved the bat onto his head like a mask and forced the bat to remain a part of him. Shortly after, the TABLES TURNED and the hunter's foolish attempt at revenge backfired when he suffocated and DIED. The bat then took over the hunter's body and used his new found appendages and abilities to lead warriors on a quest to kill weak people because it was fun.
True story!