"Scared Friends" Blue by Alex Pardee and Greg "Craola" Simkins

Scared Friends
Designed by Greg "Craola" Simkins and Alex Pardee.
Printed on Blue American Apparel Unisex Tee.

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Greg Simkins:
What's the difference between a hero and a SUPER hero? .... Tights!
What's the difference betwen a friend and a SCARED friend? ...... The Same ...Tights.
So all of you average heros and boring friends go out and get some TIGHTS!!

Alex Pardee:
Speaking of tights, I don't think I was overweight as a child, but nonetheless, my Grandma called me "FATS" since day one.
So I used it to my advantage.
My footsie pajamas didn't quite hold my weight, which means they resembled a tight, bright red leotard.
And already crested with a SHAZAM logo, my identity switched to "FATS LIGHTNING" on a nightly basis, where I repeatedly solved infamous neighborhood crime capers,
with my biggest victory being "The Great Snail-Crusher Caper" of 1981.
All of the evidence pointed at myself, but I somehow avoided conviction.