What’s cute, blue, as tall as 3 apples, and has an
extremeley checkered past?
YES! Of COURSE I’m talking about Guilty Smurf!
One of the most secretive and mysterious of all of the
Smurfs, Guilty Smurf kept to himself the entire time all of the other Smurfs
were basking in the glory of the limelight from the Saturday morning cartoon
show and the popular toys. In fact, there wasn’t a single MENTION of Guilty
Smurf in all of Smurf-lore until after the…incident.
Envy had built up inside Guilty’s soul as he sat in the
darkest mushroom apartment, silently pining for the attention and fame that the
other Smurfs were getting. But he was too prideful and stubborn to join the
party after they were famous.
So instead…he sat. And HATED.
After 6 seasons of cartoons, he couldn’t take their
arrogance any longer.
In one smurfy afternoon, Guilty emerged from his mushroom
abode and bare-handedly slaughtered all 24 of those famous tiny blue
fame-whores.
And then, he did something the others could never do.
He murdered Gargamel and his pet cat Azrael, too.
With blood drenching his blue hands, Guilty Smurf returned
to the now-quiet (and cancelled) Smurf village and slept quietly and happily
forever.
ZeroFriends is celebrating the 20th anniversary
of Guilty Smurf’s massacre with an extremely limited Giclee print featuring the
only known portrait of Guilty Smurf, painted by Alex Pardee for the recent “Gag
Me With A Toon” show @ Melt Gallery.
There are only 26 prints. One print for each Smurf that Guilty
slaughtered.
Each print is hand signed by Alex Pardee, numbered, and is
dedicated to the loss of one of the fallen Smurf brethren.
Printed with archival inks on Velvet Rag Fine Art Paper.
The Numbered Prints and the corresponding Smurf/Victim that
are available are as follows. PLEASE NO REQUESTS FOR A SPECIFIC SMURF / NUMBER.
YOU WILL RECEIVE THE PRINT IN THE ORDER THAT WE RECEIVE THE PURCHASES. LIMIT
ONE PER CUSTOMER. THANK YOU.
#1. Papa Smurf
#2. Lazy Smurf
#3. Handy Smurf
#4. Brainy Smurf
#5. Clumsy Smurf
#6. Tailor Smurf
#7. Farmer Smurf
#8. Dreamy Smurf
#9. Harmony Smurf
#10. Painter Smurf
#11. Hefty Smurf
#12. Vanity Smurf
#13. Jokey Smurf
#14. Smurfette
#15. Poet Smurf
#16. Grouchy Smurf
#17. Baker Smurf
#18. Greedy Smurf
#19. Baby Smurf
#20. Grandpa Smurf
#21. Nanny Smurf
#22. Clockwork Smurf
#23. Tracker Smurf
#24. Wild Smurf
#25. Gargamel
#26. Azrael
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